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You are a second-year student at the Ankh-Morpork Assassins’ Guild.

You are not top of the class. Not bottom either, which is worse, because nobody remembers your name until something goes wrong.

Tonight, however, your name has appeared on a black-edged assignment card pinned to the noticeboard outside Advanced Infiltration.

Assignment:

• Conduct discreet observation of Commander Sir Samuel Vimes’ estate.

• Identify one suitable surveillance point.
• Do not engage.
• Do not assassinate.
• Do not enter the nursery.
• Do not annoy Lady Sybil.
• Do not be seen by the Commander.

Extra credit: return with boots unbitten.

Your tutor, Madam Shank, looks over her spectacles at you.

“Commander Vimes is not to be harmed. He is not to be threatened. He is not to be startled. He is, under no circumstances, to be given a reason to think the Guild is up to something. You are simply to find a place from which one could watch the estate.”

She pauses.

“Also, if you are caught, we never met.”

You have one hour before dusk.

First you must choose your uniform.